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Personal Space Vehicles (PSVs)

Luxury PSV Meet the Luxury PSV— guaranteed to make your neighbors green with envy! Complete with Interplanetary Cruise Control™, chauffeur's seat (Robot Butler compatible), inexhaustible wet bar, Universal Format video/audio system, Hibernation Mode for deep space travel, and the Tingly Fingers™ built-in back massager (back seat only). Add our most powerful and fuel-inefficient engine— guaranteed to consume four times the plutonium pellets of our competitors' comparable models— and you're ready to look down on the rest of the universe in style!

Current government studies attempting to link green neighbors with PSV fuel sources have reached no legally binding conclusions at this time. Interplanetary Cruise Control may not factor black holes into flight plans. Playing John Tesh or Kenny G on Universal Format video/audio system while Robot Butler is at the wheel significantly increases chances of robot malfunction.


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